BEWARE OF MILITARY VETERANS !! 😂
A retired Indian #army officer was watering the plants at the front garden of his house when a lady, who had just newly moved into the neighborhood approached him.
Since he was casually dressed wearing an old t-shirt, shorts and slippers, the lady mistook him to be a servant and thus spoke to him in an arrogant tone.
“You there, do you water the plants regularly?” She asked.
The ex-officer, not taking the slightest offense replied politely, “Yes Ma'am.”
“And what other chores do you do?” She asked.
“I also take the dog out for a walk, cut the vegetables, clean the car and bring groceries.” He replied in the same polite tone.
“How much do you charge?” She asked him.
The gentleman grinned and replied “I don't take money, but for doing all these chores, the lady of the house allows me to sleep with her.”
The lady ran away horrified, and the gentleman had a hearty laugh at her expense.
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