A man is talking to God.
The man: ‘God, how long is a million years.’
God: ‘For me, it’s about a minute.’
The Man: ‘How much is a million-dollars?’
God: ‘It’s a penny for me.’
The Man: ‘God, May I have a penny?’
God: ‘Wait a minute.’
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Santa: My wife died yesterday. I want to cry but tears are not coming out…..What to do?
Banta: Nothing, just imagine she came back.
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